The Numerous Theories of the
Since Chickenman's demise, a full investigation
has been ongoing to try to determine the actual cause of death
if "fowl" play was involved. Several suspects have been
questioned relating to possible "fowl" play.
Sheila; Supervisor who had to move Chickenman
to touch him. By sticking a screw driver into his backside
she proceeded to place him in another location. Possibly
this may have caused a deadly gangrenous infection
Tom; Husband of Leslie, found out that she had
been having a torrid affair with Chickenman
for over five years. It is possible he killed Chickenman during a fit of rage from jealousy
Judy; After Chickenman had a serious accident
in his SUB (Sport Utility Box), it was discovered
that she had intentionally used Firerock tires hoping he would be killed. If she couldn't have him,
then no one would.
Sue; Mother of Elweena. She always held
Chickenman responsible for her daughter's death.
Some think that she had a contract put out on him.
Kenny; In a letter to the Editor, actually
confessed to the murder of Chickenman. Most think
he really did not do it, and was just jealous of all the attention a dumb chicken was getting.
Government; due to Chickenman's many long
absences, it was thought that he was a secret
agent for the CIA. Some think that he is not really dead and the body in the casket was that
of a transient "messed up" to look like Chickenman.
Chickenman; After his beloved Elweena was
murdered, Chickenman just lost his will to live. He
let himself deteriorate in health by drinking too much and just general carousing around.
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